Monday, October 1, 2012

Maxisms

Our week was full of Maxisms. Here are a few:

Monday:
The boy child had been ornery all day. Frustrated, I asked, "Who are you?"
He said, "Maximus the Magnificent."
Hmmm. I'm sure this all might be connected.

Tuesday:
Max: Did you see Miss Bri's dress? It was pretty, pretty, pretty.
Me: Did you tell her?
Max: NO! (grinning and nodding knowingly) I want it to be a surprise.

Saturday: 
Max: EW! What's that smell?
Me: Steamed broccoli.
Max: It smells like Elmo poop.

Sunday:
Max: Mom, you're a princess. I'm going to buy you a crown.  A crown you put on your head, not the kind you draw with.
Me: (privately to confused hubby) Crayon. He's speaking with an accent.

4 comments:

  1. Love the Maxisms! Kate used to call crayons "crowns" too- they are kindred spirits.

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    1. Ha! It's that Okie influnce.:) I really want to know if babies from other states say, "Ha-ay!" for "hi" and "Bah" for "bye."

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  2. Hilarious!
    (And how sweet of Maximus the Magnificent to want to buy you a crown!)

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    1. Yep.I wonder whose money he plans to use.;)

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