I heard that therapists have children use puppets to work out their feelings. Maybe my kids are telling me to improve my cooking. What do you think?
Leo: Do you have people toes? I loooove people toes. (he nibbles on Alexandra's baby feet)
Max: You can't eat toes, Leo! (pauses, then moves to mini kitchen and opens fridge) But I have dead people's toes. They're good. You can have them with ketchup.
Yes, because ketchup covers a multitude of culinary sins.