Big Leprechaun: Oh, wait, it's just her.
Little Leprechaun: Will she take our treasure?
Big Leprechaun: Don't get your rainbow in a wrinkle. No, the iPhone is safe. If you cry really loud when she tries to take it from you, you can keep it for life.
Little Leprechaun: That's my plan.
Big Leprechaun: I'll scare her away. Grrr!
Little Leprechaun: She's still here. Pinch her. She'll go away.
Big Leprechaun: Can't do that. She's wearing green. Let me scare her again. Grrr! Grrr!
Little Leprechaun: Holiday? We forgot a holiday?
Both: Well, why didn't you say so?
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!