Monday, December 31, 2012
Nope. It's exhausted homeowners. And wind. And rain.
And, well, maybe embarrassment.
The buck has been unable to stay up since we found the two does mounted one morning.
Good Samaritans have tried to erect the deer on various occasions, but the wire beasts continue to be found moping on the ground.
The other day, a couple we'd just met informed us we are the "Dead Deer" house. Ho ho no!
I feel guilty for writing this post about holiday decor back in 2008 BC (Before Children). I didn't realize the homeowners were probably too busy saying things like "Take that golf club out of your ear!" and "Get your finger out of your sister's nose!" to their own little elves to care two antlers about reindeer on the lawn.
Any holiday decor is a testimony to the holidays that someone cared enough to haul the electrical nightmares out of storage.
Next year, those deer are hibernating.