Me: You know what I love about these blocks? They have pictures. What letter is this, Maximus?
Me: Which stands for...?
Me: And what else?
Max: F-ish. Fish!
Me: (beams in delight thinking my kid is really catching on to this whole phonics thing)
Max: F-**k. F**k! (he nods and raises his eyebrows knowingly) That word, too.
Me: (sighs) Yes. That word, too.
In case you wondered, I have not seen the block with that picture on it.