Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Who says "bootie" anyway?
Who says bootie besides rap artists and pirates?
These days, anything is cool when paired with the word head. Bootie head. Broccoli head. Elmo head.
Giggles abound when potty talk rules. Bootiedootiepoopoopeepeebutt. Head.
You get the picture.
I hear he's hilarious with the preschool set.
We attended a birthday party recently. Fun was had by all. As the party began to wind down, I noticed our guy pick up pebbles and throw them into the street. I warned him not to do it again. He looked at me, grabbed a handful and threw.
With great sadness (not even faked because I had to set aside my half-consumed, icy adult beverage), I said, "Uh-oh. Now we have to leave."
We tried to remove him from the scene as quickly as possible.The hubs and I swung into leaving mode while our son threw his body into a series of contortions any yogi would envy.
For his grand finale, he threw back his head and screamed, "I'm not going anywhere, Bootie Head!"
I called in the muscle (aka Dad). He scooped him up and took him to the car.
The baby girl considered it great entertainment. I'm sure some of the other witnesses did, too. They were glad it was us and not them.